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These are the movies we're watching, the good,
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thinking"!  We're shining light on the best and
worst of Hollywood and beyond.
MOVIE REVIEWS
By Date
Rating System
12/28/04
Anchorman, Envy, V, V: The
Final Battle, Napoleon Dynamite,
2 Big Toes Up
Stop what you're doing and go
watch this now!  Its awesome.
1/7/05
Shaun of the Dead, The
Grudge, The Incredibles,
Dodgeball, Battle for the Planet
of the Apes
1/18/05
1 and 3/4 Big Toes Up
Stop what you're doing and consider
watching this now.  Its almost
awesome.
Code of Silence, Walker: Texas
Ranger, Open Water, The Village
4/7/05
Catwoman, Why Hallie Berry Blows,
2005 preview.
1 and 1/2 Big Toes Up
Continue what you're doing, just
watch it when you get home.  Its good.

1 and 1/4 Big Toes Up
Continue what you're doing, go
home, feed your pet, do some
errands, then watch it.  Its worth
checking out.
1 Big Toe Up
It's alright.  It could've been better, it
could've been worse.
3/4 Big Toe Up
Alright, now we're getting into Shit Territory.
1/2 Big Toe Up
Ok, we're in Shit Territory, and getting
deeper.  Getting F'd up with your friends
and watching this could still save you.
1/4 Big Toe Up
Getting deeper...Deeper...Gonna
take a lot more booze and shit to get
you through.
Zero Toes
Welcome to Shit City, you're the mayor!
No substance on earth can help you.  
Your own ass can make a better movie
than this.  You feel cheated and
enraged at the people responsible and
want to hurt them.


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