Empty Wallet Productions
"Where Bullshit comes to life!"
It's alive!  ITS ALIVE!!!  2 years in the making, another year figuring it out how
to show it.  "I almost shit myself laughing." "Wow!" "Worth the wait!" - actual
reviews from complete strangers.  The the Third and Final Installment in the
Pot Monster Trilogy is FINALLY HERE.    If you have windows media and  1
hour 16 minutes and 23 seconds to KILL, without further adeu, I present to you,
the underground independent international pot monster comedy smash hit,
few have seen, NIGHT OF THE WEREMIKE 3: ATTACK OF THE PATULA 2:
CURSE OF THE STEVENSTEIN: DESTROY ALL POT MONSTERS!  Let us know
what you think!  
Check out the trailer for BIRTHDAY FREE FOR ALL.  Me and J.Paris, who
plays Dr. Manass in WereMike 3, Stevenstein, used his birthday last year to
film a documentary on what he could get for free for his birthday in a 24
hour period.  Although its still in post production, check out the highlights.  
There's some strange people out there and we are some of them!
Contact us: Joe
Joe@emptywalletpro.com
Contact us: Steve
sadman@emptywalletpro.com
On the Set of Stevenstein!
(a while ago)
Where We've Been
Night of the WereMike
Determination, Mice Will Play
2002
Kanvas Lounge NYC


Night of the WereMike
on the web
netbroadcaster.com


Night of the WereMike 2
Attack of the Patula
War of the Pot Monsters
2004
New York International Film and
Video Festival


Night of the WereMike 2
Attack of the Patula
War of the Pot Monsters
2004
Festival Afterparty
Pioneer Bar NYC


WereMike and Patula
2004
Reality Bites Nyack NY


Empty Wallet Promo Reel
on the web
mymoviefest.com


WereMike and Patula
on
Death To Hollywood.com
October 2005!
The EWP crew at the NY
premiere of Patula!


That's the poster for it!  I think we got a hit on our hands!   The cast party for
WereMike 3: Curse of the Stevenstein! was an overwhelming success!  One
of the cast members was enjoying himself so much he was flung from his
chair mid-screening!  And following the viewing an interpretive dance broke
out from 2 other cast members who dubbed themselves "Electromagnetic
Force"!  Maybe I'm wrong but I doubt that happened at the Brokeback
Mountain premiere!  On second thought maybe it did. Anyway I gotta put a
day or two into fixing some music bits and whatnot and then its go time.  
We'll probably have a premiere in Nyack NY and then we're sending it to the
Shanty out in Cali (thanks Jon O!) and looking into some festivals and other
outlets for this cinematic behemoth!   At an hour and 17 min. I think its too
large to stream/download.  So if your interested in getting the whole Pot
Monster Trilogy on DVD, email me if your interested and maybe we can
work something out in the next couple of weeks!  In the meantime, catch up
with the first two installments, which can be found in the Movies section.  
There are 2 trailers for WereMike 3: Curse of the Stevenstein both can be
found in the Trailers section or click on the two pictures directly below.  Due
to editing, updates to the site will be slow, so I expect you sickos to watch
after yourselves while I finish the epic of our time.  But keep an eye out,
Stevenstein may strike at any time!
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